The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the ability to die on command

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!