The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!