The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!