The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to not be funny

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!