- Pointless Super Powers

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to turn cake into pie

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to misspell

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to not do it.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless