The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to die when you get old

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!