The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!