The power to close your nose

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!