- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to breath Oxygen

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Being a freemason

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to lock open doors

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to like charlie

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

the power to animate condiments

Pointless Super Powers