The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to sit

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!