the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!