The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to poo.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!