The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to get married

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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power to age faster

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to plank

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!