The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!