The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!