The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to speak braille.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability to police irony

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!