The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Justin Bieber

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!