The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!