the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of learning

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!