the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!