The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!