the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see through air

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to divide by zero

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!