The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to die.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to die early.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!