- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to wish you had a power

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The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to touch your toes

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to break a Nokia

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers