The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!