The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The ability to count to potato

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!