- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to moves in slow motion.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fart rainbows

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to like this post

the ability to blow yourself

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to have no superpower

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

Pointless Super Powers