The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to think of food

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the power to sit

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!