- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The ability to change your weight

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

Pointless Super Powers