The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to get sick

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to melt your bones

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boo

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!