The power to never come into existence

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!