The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!