the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not do it.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!