The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to misspell

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!