The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to turn cake into pie

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to misspell

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!