- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to read this sentence

The power to fly but only in your room

The power of 12% levetation

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to change people socks on command

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers