- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to not have a superpower

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers