- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to obey gravity

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

power to age faster

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Having taste buds in your anus.

Pointless Super Powers