the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!