The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!