The power to pee poop

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of being pointless

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to animate condiments

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!