The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to not do it.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!