- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power of the succulent game

The power to die when you get old

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to get arrested

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Pointless Super Powers