teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!