the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be french.

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75% levitation

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to die

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!