The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read this.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to get sick

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!