The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to die at will

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!