The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!