the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power of bad luck

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The power drown in water

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!