- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not care.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to read this.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be a common person

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to get hard at will.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

Pointless Super Powers