The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to be invisible when singing

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to have anything you want that is free.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

thumb_up thumb_down +96

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to lower your IQ at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to talk in Wingdings.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to not write pointless powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +78

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!