The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power think five times slower.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!