- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Having taste buds in your anus.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to predict the present

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Pointless Super Powers