The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!