- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control paprika with your mind

the ability to die on command

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to break a Nokia

the power to see stuff

The power to knock yourself unconscious

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Pointless Super Powers