- Pointless Super Powers

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change your urine to any color

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand