- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be blind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to enter a coma.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to flush toilets with your mind

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to only see glass.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to create a unicorn online.

Pointless Super Powers