- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to summon a pen, once

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to have no superpower

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to turn toast back into bread

Pointless Super Powers