The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to die instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!