the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to create shit

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the power to jizz money

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!