- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to obey gravity

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to get arrested

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to not care.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers