The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!