The power to not see anything

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have no power

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!