The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!