- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

+100

the power to give yourself sunburn

+100

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

+98

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

+96

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

+96

the power to become translucent

+96

The power to lose all your limbs

+94

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

+94

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate at command

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Nope. Just nope.

The power to shrink boobs

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls